I chicken. That’s right; with white feathers and the whole package. When I am scared I have the power to freeze in my place in need of changing my diapers. Here’s why I am saying this: there is this dog who likes to hang around my car, usually hiding underneath it, waiting for me to quietly come closer thinking peaceful thoughts, only to have an excellent opportunity to terrorize me away, making the chicken in me surface.

 I could swear that dog talks about the way I flee away with other dogs: “You saw how I made that fat man run… lol, watch next time what I do with him”. A couple of days I knew he would be hiding somewhere as I approach my car in wary, I looked underneath, he isn’t there, I looked around, he’s nowhere in sight, so, with happy thoughts, I open the door, jump in, and turn the car on.. a couple of minutes later I went to fetch something from the rear of the car, once I open my door humming a calm song he jumps out of nowhere to terrorize me!

I’m having dreams one day he will appear inside the car while I am driving, he’s a yellow-grayish dog, with big teeth, he is scary, but I can’t live like this, I need to figure out something. I tried to negotiate with this dog, I talked to him, staring eye-to-eye, he didn’t bark, but looked at me with a promise to continue terrorizing me. What do I do?

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